Tuesday 11 February 2014

MY BRAIN HURTS (again)

I've so many things that are on my mind
I thought I'd set it all to rhyme.
Smoky haze is in the air
From bush fires which are everywhere.
The winter Olympics started but
All I know is of culling mutts.
Torah Bright, despite her name,
Has come 7th, so- no fame.
Australia likes to score, you know,
Despite Oz not being known for snow.
What else? Oh, Catherine Ashton is a cow,
But that is really nothing new.
On Holocaust Remembrance Day
She gave a speech, omitting to say
Or mention the words 'Jewish' or 'Jew'.
I'd have thought that would be hard to do.
Then there's Scarlett and the Soda Stream;
Now, I don't want to sound too mean,
But she ain't no lover of Israel, no Ma'am,
Cos she got kicked out by Oxfam
For whom she'd worked for years and years.
But she didn't really shed any tears.
Let's face it, who's paying her more dough?
Soda Stream or an NGO?
John Kerry's running to and fro
Tween Israelis and their implacable foe,
And wants Israel to freeze and give
Up land; who cares if there's nowhere for Jews to live?
But he gives no assurances, only threats
Of more intifadas and BDS.
Meanwhile the mullahs in Iran
Are following their nuclear plan,
And Egypt is a total mess
And Syria- well, Allah bless,
How many thousands have now died
While Assad tries to save his hide?
So there's turmoil in the Middle East,
But the worstest place, the biggest beast,
Is Israel, where a Jew who wants to build a villa
Is more maligned than the worst of killers.
Nothing new here, boring, yawn, ho-hum.
Let's talk about that odious bum,
Dieudonne with his new fascist salute
That anti-Semites think is rather cute.
Ironic really, to have Hitler's back,
When he himself is- well- pretty Black.
Adolf was no fan of Colour,
Study history, Mr M'bala M'bala.
So on that note, I take a break
Because all this crap makes my head ache.





No comments:

Post a Comment